Reasons I Haven’t Posted In A Month
1. I’ve been drunk
2. I’ve been too busy riding my bike and working on my rocking ass
3. Perfecting the art of bangin hair
4. I’ve been watching seasons 1 and 2 of Dexter
5. My membership to MLB TV gives me the ability to watch every Tigers game.
6. Danishes
7. I’m still hungover from my birthday
8. Sandwiches
9. Spending time with my CPAP machine, “big pappy”
10. I’m still trying to change my answers to the Facebook quiz “Which Harry Potter guy would you end up with?” so that the result is Seamus Finnigan and not Cedric Diggory.
11. Chris Garneau’s new album
12. I’ve been too busy negotiating Paula Abdul’s now-failed Idol contract.
13. Reading the slow gin fizz.
14. Researching hair products to further myself in the bangin hair campaign.
15. Eating Cherries.
you could’ve just said sandwiches and we would’ve understood
i’m a BIG supporter of 1, 2 and 15 personally.
#10 OMG i keep ending up with seamus instead of cedric diggory…wow that says a lot doesn’t it.
you could've just said sandwiches and we would've understood…