Letters From Mom
Lisa sent me a link to a website called Post Cards From Yo Momma. It’s a collection of instant messages and emails from real people’s mothers. Spend some time reading through some of them, they’re quite funny. Here’s a couple cute examples:
This is the best article I have seen on the risks associated with oral sex and how to reduce them. I had never heard of a dental dam before. Please do read this.
Love,
Mom
Did you get my last mail? Call me if you didn’t. Call me if you did. My mobile buzzed at me, what does that mean? Did you send me a message? What did it say?Love
But in reading this, I couldn’t help but think I could write an entire blog from some of the stuff my mother has sent me. So i searched through my gmail, years of it really, and found a couple pretty priceless email moments. But by far, this is one of my favorites:
Mom: Have you seen Justin Timberlake’s concert on HBO?
Teddy: I saw part of it the other night…why?
Mom: I can’t stop watching it! He’s really something! Don’t you think?
Teddy: Well I saw it live, and he was pretty good.
Mom: You saw it live? Did he sing that Sexyback song?
Teddy: Yes…i’m pretty sure that’s a part of everyone of his shows now.
Mom: I’m really into it! He’s so fun! And quite a looker too!
And there are plenty more…
Your mom’s awesome – so funny!
I sent it to my mom, this is the response I got:
OK, so now there are 2 things I don’t want to see:
1. you on a video sold via late-night infomercial
2. any of my correspondence on a site like this
Just wanted to be on the record.
LY,
Mom
I don’t remember signing a release form that you could use my material………you better watch it or I will post some of my favorite “Teddy stories” and you know what they are!!!!!
Love you,
Mom
Teddy’s Mom,
Please post the “Teddy Stories” anyway! We ALL want to read them!
Well, there was the time I had just had surgery and we were at Mass (in the front row where my kids insisted we sit) and it was at a very quiet moment during the Mass and Teddy with his not so quiet voice said, “Mom, do your boobies still hurt”. I seriously prayed I would never see those people at Mass again…
Then, there was the time that Teddy came flying into the house from playing outside (which he loved), holding himself and as I looked down at him, he was all wet in the front. I asked him if he had an accident and he quickly responded…”Oh no, I just sweated”….
He always did make me smile and still does.
Teddy’s Mom!
Thanks for the stories! I sweated a little myself when I read them!